All The World's a Circus

emkaniff: itsnobbie: i see your Friends to Lovers trope and raise you Lovers Back to Friends....

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:09:14 -0400

itsnobbie:

i see your Friends to Lovers trope and raise you Lovers Back to Friends. because healthy, amicable breakups are good and sometimes your ex can still be your good buddy

you wild for thinking anyone on this website has ever broken up without also destroying no less than three friend groups and generating six callout posts in the process

vladdies: vladdies: have y’all seen that nasa pic of the earth with the sun behind it on the night...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:08:06 -0400

vladdies:

vladdies:

have y’all seen that nasa pic of the earth with the sun behind it on the night time side it really really fucked me up my own soul became solid and like………….. weeped!

who wouldn’t see this and then look deeply into their own emotional playing field to see what improvements could be made purely inspired by the vulnerable earth. this is the face of all literal gods

fortunatefires: peppylilspitfuck: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: p...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:07:01 -0400

fortunatefires:

peppylilspitfuck:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

persitentmanlyagitation:

mediamattersforamerica:

Wow.

Here’s the video of Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade defending Trump’s treatment of immigrant children because “these aren’t our kids…it’s not like he is doing this to the people of Idaho or Texas”

WOW

“Putting children in cages is only bad if they are AMERICAN children”

The fact that this was made in the 1940s by dr seuss and is still entirely relevant today is horrifying

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:06:18 -0400

beltsquid: brainstatic: Not sure what’s funnier, thinking Obama...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:06:05 -0400

beltsquid:

brainstatic:

Not sure what’s funnier, thinking Obama was president in 2005 or not realizing that’s a picture of Condoleezza Rice.

Deflecting criticism of the Trump administration by blaming the Obama administration for a disaster that happened under the George W. Bush administration AND the inability to tell two black women apart is like, the entire GOP brand in one shit diamond of a hot take

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:04:38 -0400

the-lokis-queen:You ever click that “follow” button so enthusiastically.. But then you see them...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:04:06 -0400

the-lokis-queen:

You ever click that “follow” button so enthusiastically.. But then you see them post SOMETHING and you’re like ok..lemme click that unfollow button like rightfuckingnow

the best way to save money is to act broke

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 10:09:12 -0400

elionking:

“act” broke

trippytyyler:This is the comedy police, the joke’s too funny

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:53:55 -0400

trippytyyler:

This is the comedy police, the joke’s too funny

barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:39:20 -0400

barbex:

gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner:

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

This is poetry.

the-great-snape-debate:Anyone else remember being a child and the blissful ignorance of not knowing...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:38:27 -0400

the-great-snape-debate:

Anyone else remember being a child and the blissful ignorance of not knowing what was going on in the world? I sometimes miss that.

kaden-kitsu:👽Ayy lmao👽

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 11:18:48 -0400

kaden-kitsu:

👽Ayy lmao👽

a-windsor: mellivorinae: OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 11:17:14 -0400

a-windsor:

mellivorinae:

OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???

“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”

I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT

NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae

randomslasher: what-even-is-thiss: I wanna be famous, but like how voice actors or authors are...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 19:27:31 -0400

randomslasher:

what-even-is-thiss:

I wanna be famous, but like how voice actors or authors are famous. I wanna be able to go to conventions and sign stuff and meet people that are way cooler than me but somehow like my work and feel famous but then drive out to Robertitos taco shop for lunch in my Nissan Cube and not have anybody recognize me as I scarf down my chicken burrito and spill hot sauce on my shirt.

#goals

striffyisme: striderai: forwhateveryouwant: imagine-sebstan: ...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 21:02:58 -0400

striffyisme:

striderai:

forwhateveryouwant:

imagine-sebstan:

thenightling:

woodelf68:

moneysltd:

moldyfingers:

termytheantisocialbutterfly:

libertarirynn:

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

Um wat

turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names

most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru.

Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.

po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs.

tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side.

scandals galore in that damn superdome.

A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.

I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment.

….

*Stares*

…Why?

If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too.

Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together

god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve

Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?

My friend: Does this mean the teletubbies canonically have.. *startled, confused and very unsettled face* genetalia..? How do they- WHERE?! WHY?! WHY DID YOU SHARE THIS WITH ME?!

bubblezer0:getting into a unpopular ship like…

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 18:47:33 -0400

bubblezer0:

getting into a unpopular ship like…

the-great-snape-debate: transgirlpinup: vortexsophia: theseven...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 22:46:20 -0400

the-great-snape-debate:

transgirlpinup:

vortexsophia:

thesevensseas:

queernuck:

socialistexan:

vortexsophia:

semiautomatic-lonelygirl:

vortexsophia:

semiautomatic-lonelygirl:

But arson is illegal. She was arrested because she committed a crime

an attorney literally said to what you have mentioned, “under this logic every cigarette in public is “arson” that is NOT how this works. THAT is NOT Arson

ARSON: arson is defined as the malicious burning of the dwelling of another. Please note that the definitions of “dwelling” and “of another” are the same as they are in the context of burglary. In order to be convicted of arson, a defendant must have actually caused some damage to a dwelling, using fire.

Lighting a cigarette is not the same as setting a flag on fire in a populated area. She was convicted of attempted arson & reckless endangerment of others. She was in the wrong

She was absolutely NOT “convicted” of anything she was arrested for the above, in which case the DA will facepalm and throw out the “arson” since arson literally is defined as “intentionally setting fire with the intent to cause damage and having cause damage” A flag is absolutely NOT a structure. She will be pleabargened with public disturbance.

watching haw many fucking 19 year old bootlicker idiots on hear scream arson, makes me have 0 confidence in the LGBTQ community as having staying power to overcome this administration…

Burning flags is protected under the 1st Amendment as political speech, flat out. The police violated her first amendment rights by jailing her for expressing a political opinion that is explicitly protected though legal precedent because they didn’t like being mocked.

Where are all the Status Quo Warriors that scream about Freeze Peach when a Nazi gets punched? Not here when this is literally the state trying to silence dissidence.

people are really getting heated about the “synthetic materials” shit as if American flags don’t get burnt all the time, are really concentrated on the act of flag burning so singularly that they are unable to even consider the symbolic irony of their defense of police over a transmisogynist arrest.

cop boots are ugly as fuck, if you wanna lick a boot find a leather daddy.

No one has mentioned it so I will, after they arrested this trans woman, they put her in a men’s prison before she was released. Since then, the arson charges have been dropped, as well as the bullshit charge of trying to start a catastrophe. Literally these cops saw her trying to light a Blue Lives Matter flag and charged her with everything they could possibly think of. The DA threw them out because they knew it was complete and utter bullshit. THIS is why cops have no place at Pride.

^^^^ That Right there is the point!

People burn flags all the time. people don’t get accused of arson or chemical warfare like all the bootlickers are accusing this girl of.

The cognitive dissonance of “hurrr duurrrr she was buring synthetic materials which was a health hazard”

As if corporations don’t dump trillions of tons off harmful things into the atmosphere every fucking day.

Like what?

How much did it cost us, the tax payers, just for them to arrest and house this woman?

Get the fuck outta here with this nonsense.

“This is why cops have no place at pride” I know things are different in the states but I have to say at our pride each year there are at least 2-3 stabbings all of which were held and arrested by police before they could do further damage, not to mention the amount of fights that happen that are stopped by police. In addition they’re around for people’s safety so long as they’re doing their job correctly, I support cops being at pride.

birdrhetorics: my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 22:19:09 -0400

birdrhetorics:

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

the-great-snape-debate:I laughed way too hard at this.

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 22:16:42 -0400

the-great-snape-debate:

I laughed way too hard at this.

the-great-snape-debate: bibisarts: just-shower-thoughts: Being an adult is having the “we have food...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 22:15:57 -0400

the-great-snape-debate:

bibisarts:

just-shower-thoughts:

Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself.

This is the true internal crisis for me

Being an adult is have the “shit I need food and have no money” talk with yourself.